Colin's Prayer

Dear God,

Please let the Foxes not have any traffic when they come to visit.
Please help me win my very first soccer game.
Please help me have a good day at school.
Please help me not stay in my bed (as a counterpoint to my prayer that God help him stay in bed for the night)
Please help me not to pee (as with a fortune from a cookie, just add "in bed" and it makes sense)'

Amen